Religion


Eight-light Savings Time

Via Tapped, this righteously indignated letter in the Washington Post:

President Bush showed a lack of sensitivity and judgment when he commemorated Hanukkah by lighting candles on Dec. 6 at the White House.

Hanukkah does not begin this year until sundown on Dec. 25. While this may not be a convenient date for the president to commemorate a Jewish holiday, would he hold the White House Easter egg roll 19 days before Easter or light the Christmas tree at the Pageant of Peace 19 days earlier than scheduled?

Yeah! He totally should! Moving Christmas up a week or two would be a good deal for grinches and yuleniks alike, would it not? The holiday season is interminable for everyone, so let’s just get it over with. The wait can be over. Christmas tomorrow. The future is now. Whaddya say?

There should be, like, a leap-year system for Christmas. The season starts earlier every year, so maybe every couple years, the holiday itself should be moved back a bit to recalibrate. Bush did it with Hanukkah, which doesn’t need it so much, but I’m sure it was just a trial run for lighting the Christmas tree on Dec. 11, 2006.

Dec 14 2005 12:39 pm | Religion | trackback | No Comments »

The Future of Intelligent Design

Every time Intelligent Design makes it to the news, my big question always goes unanswered:

What long-term impact should ID have on how science gets done? Suppose us radical Darwinists realize that we misundestood the true nature of science and rational inquiry, and the United States becomes the world leader in ID research. We teach it to our kids, and universities start programs in Designed Biology (as well as Astrology, Phrenology, Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts). What do folks in that program study? How do ID-ologists advance their knowledge of Intelligent Design? And how does that knowledge advance the grander progress of human endeavors?

Nov 19 2005 11:20 am | Politics and Religion and Science | trackback | 6 Comments »

Sorry, I Don’t Speak Catholic

Two words on the new Pope: oy vey.

If I were a progressive Catholic, and I wanted to express my displeasure with Ratzinger, I’d call him Pope Ratzinger instead of Pope Benedict. His half-rodent, half-slapstick name is too good to pass up. But I don’t know the rules around calling the Pope by his, uh, nom de Pope. Is it a sin to call him Pope Ratzinger, or just incredibly disrespectful? I don’t want to encourage sin.

Suppose it is a sin to call him anything but his nom de Pope. Do you have to include the number in there too? “Pope Benedict the Sixteenth” is such a mouthful, whereas “Pope John Paul Two” had kind of a chunky rhythm to it. Will I be forgiven if I leave out the “sixteenth” bit? And if the number is morally mandatory, do I have to write it in Roman numerals? If I write “16″, am I “letting [my]self be tossed and ’swept along by every wind of teaching’”? I would, after all, be adopting the heathen post-modern Arabic numeral orthographic system, instead of the numeral orthographic system of Christ’s culture. Would I spend eternity in the Xth circle of hell? Am I being a moral relativist by asking these questions, or what?

Seriously, though: call him Ratzinger, if that suits you. Do it while people are still familiar with his nom de fallibility.

Apr 19 2005 11:15 am | Religion | trackback | 3 Comments »