December 2005
Hulk Smash? Hulk SMASH!!!
I meant to post this awhile ago, but lost track of it. Then, in this week’s Onion, I read about Stacker, a video game designed to have no effect on kids’ behavior. Relevance doesn’t come along every day. So, here’s Jon Carroll in the Chron a few months back:
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who as you’ll recall reached stardom by pretending to kill, maim, slaughter, decapitate, disembowel and otherwise eliminate various humans whom he deemed (for plot purposes) to be undeserving of continued life, last week signed a bill placing restrictions on the sale of “overly violent” video games.
Okay, that’s funny.
So let’s talk about the issue. The main reason given for restricting the sale of violent video games is that children, having played these games and been swept up in explicit violent fantasies, will go out and terrorize the cities and towns. There is no evidence that this is true, but a lot of people think it’s just common sense.
[...]I remember when heavy metal music was said to cause teen suicide and random classroom shootings. But it turned out it didn’t. In fact, the thing that seems to most closely correlate with the rise of heavy metal rock is the rise of Christian conservatism. Causality is a very tricky thing to play around with.
Totally. But I could argue that video games are more psychologically potent than heavy metal music or Governator movies because of the level of involvement in the action. Film, TV and music are passive experiences. Video games are interactive. Watching someone shoot a cop in a movie is different from taking some action that causes the cop to be shot onscreen. People learn behavior faster from doing than from watching. Can’t learn to ride a bike by watching an instructional video.
On the other hand, video games are at the lazy end of the physical involvement spectrum. Can’t learn to ride a bike by playing Paperboy.
Eight-light Savings Time
Via Tapped, this righteously indignated letter in the Washington Post:
President Bush showed a lack of sensitivity and judgment when he commemorated Hanukkah by lighting candles on Dec. 6 at the White House.
Hanukkah does not begin this year until sundown on Dec. 25. While this may not be a convenient date for the president to commemorate a Jewish holiday, would he hold the White House Easter egg roll 19 days before Easter or light the Christmas tree at the Pageant of Peace 19 days earlier than scheduled?
Yeah! He totally should! Moving Christmas up a week or two would be a good deal for grinches and yuleniks alike, would it not? The holiday season is interminable for everyone, so let’s just get it over with. The wait can be over. Christmas tomorrow. The future is now. Whaddya say?
There should be, like, a leap-year system for Christmas. The season starts earlier every year, so maybe every couple years, the holiday itself should be moved back a bit to recalibrate. Bush did it with Hanukkah, which doesn’t need it so much, but I’m sure it was just a trial run for lighting the Christmas tree on Dec. 11, 2006.
The Raility-Based Community
I’ve jumped with gusto onto the Ruby on Rails bandwagon. For the non-programmers out there, Rails is a programming system that makes it really really easy to create spiffy websites that run on databases. I don’t have the years of web-coding experience that all the other converts do, but I know different when I see it. In fact, I think I’m in the sweet-spot user base. Rails lowers the entry-barrier for web programming to speed-bump height, so that guys like me feel confident that they can whip up a web-based application during BART commutes. I’m working on my first from-scratch web application, and I’m doing it now because Rails is here now.
Scott Raymond writes a good bullet-pointed summary of why Rails is such a breath of fresh air. But it includes this sentence:
Like many Railsians, I started programming on the web (many years ago) as a PHP hacker of the worst sort: huge files of proceedural code, jumbled messes of include()s, inline SQL, and HTML.
Railsians? No no no. That can’t be the word that’s going around. We can do better than that. Users of trendy technologies need trendy collective nouns, and “Rails” is a word with potential. But it’s gotta be established soon. Here are my nominations:
- Railiens (not to be confused with Raelians)
- Raeltors
- Railists / Railistics
- The Railsh (think “the Welsh”)
- Railitives
I’ll stop there. Now if only I could think of a name for the project I’m working on…